Why?

Why do the higher beings give me morning sickness all day and night long? I do not enjoy feeling like I want to get close and personal with a toilet bowl. I only do not feel like vomiting when I eat fast food fried chicken. Especially with BBQ sauce. I couldn't finish my baked potato tonight. What is wrong with my taste buds that makes them enjoy hot fried chicken from hell, full of evil additives and death? Oh, how I need some fast food fried chicken. Even the chicken from the supermarket will not do. I must have chicken in sandwiches, nuggets, strips...